The last couple of weeks have been a whirlwind! I took a much-needed break to visit family in Ohio and Michigan. This involved non-stop shenanigans with my 4- and 2-year-old nephews in Ohio, as well as countless games of backyard Wiffleball, cornhole, Scopa, mini-golf, and retro arcade games with my 10-year-old nephew in Michigan.

My heart is full, but my back is wrecked.

While I was recharging, I lined up some killer Patreon content for you, including a surprise bonus drop…

Dollhouse #6 — A gorgeous 31-page eComic from the incredibly talented Sexgazer, featuring Ana and the Dollhouse gang in all their NSFW glory.

The Best of Phenomenal Lass — A 35-page Evil Inc After Dark collection showcasing some of the wildest, steamiest moments from everyone's favorite overachiever.

New EiAD Flash Fic — Inspired by the recent Tunnel of Love commission, this Desi x Iron Dragon tale takes you on a spicy little ride through kink, comedy, and capes.

That’s just the beginning — there’s more where that came from! The Captain Scarr story continues, and I have some sizzling scenes coming up from the Commissions List.

Remember, even if you’re not a Patreon backer, you can still get the exclusive rewards with Patreon Collections.

And over in the public-facing Evil Inc comic, updates will resume very soon. When we return, all eyes will be on Angus, our lovable himbo monotaur. His fate? Let’s just say... things are about to get messy.

Evil Inc After Dark Flash Fiction

I’m hearing from many of you that the EiAD Flash Fics are scratching an itch for bite-sized, five-minute smut breaks, and I’m absolutely thrilled to hear it! Including a couple from the archive, we have eight short stories already, with more to come! These have been collected in their own LEWDcrate folder, so you can access them easily any time you want. Additionally, I’ve processed all of them in both PDF and EPUB formats to ensure a seamless reading experience.

Here’s an excerpt from an upcoming story..

The Temple of Radiant Virtue sat on a cliffside, high above temptation and low-cut tunics. Within its limestone walls, twelve young paladin initiates knelt inside, chanting oaths of celibacy, patience, and sacred restraint. Most of them meant it.

Brother Ellian, however, was not most of them. It was day three of the annual Purity Retreat, and the young paladin was twitchy.

Three days of cold beds, cold baths, and colder discipline. His balls felt like ticking bombs, his mind clouded with fantasies of supple barmaids, slippery tieflings, and anything wet.

That was before… she arrived.

She crept in late one evening through the reliquary vent — a Mimic barely old enough to have a moral compass (and even that was hand-painted and deliberately inaccurate).

Her parents had begged her to blend in as a treasure chest, maybe a nice bench. But she had desires. Tingly, gurgling desires. And most of them centered on moaning men, and the beautiful helplessness of arousal.

So she became what she loved to be: slick, soft, and silicone-pink.

Yup, you guessed it… It’s a Flash Fiction based on the recent single-panel cartoon featuring a DnD Mimic on a mission.

Stay tuned — and as always, thanks for being here.