My friend, Chris Flick, has honored me as the King of Puns in today's Capes and Babes. Thanks, Chris!

OPEN MEMO TO NEWS ORGANIZATIONS: As an unofficial spokesperson for the Super-villain Community, I would like to respectfully request that you use the term pyramid scheme when reporting on the Bernie Madoff financial fraud story. The term you're using -- Ponzi scheme -- is too cute-sounding. It sounds like the kind of fraud a muppet would commit... the kind that would result in the loss of millions of dollars worth of ping-pong balls or whoppee cushions or something.

Pyramid scheme. That is all.

Ed Ryzowksi, the very talented man who colours this strip, has posted a video of how he transforms this strip into the full-spectrum, technicolor masterwork you see every day. It's simply stunning to see it gradually take form in front of your eyes.

Courting Disaster, my weekly comic about sex, love, and relationships updates every Friday. You'll laugh your pants off.

This week's question...

A reader writes... Q: I am married to a man who finds it necessary to hide dirty books and hotline numbers in his dresser. He doesn’t know I found them. I was suspicious because something seemed different lately. I think this is a form of cheating and it makes me sick. Plus I’m so lonely. What do you think? We’ve been together 21 years. Am I wrong for thinking this? I’m going crazy thinking about it. Should I say something?

Don't answer here... go on over to the CD site and offer some advice.